“Being single at the age of 30 in Indian society is the toughest job ever.”
It was Saturday early morning around 11 AM(Early, atleast for me). I was in deep sleep like dead. Suddenly a voice came to my ear. It was my mom shouting from kitchen, “You are in your 30, you do not have any tension about your life, when will you understand about responsibilities? Get Married, then only you will come to know when you will not get to sleep this much.”
Woke up instantly after hearing a threat to my sleep in future, and I was in mid of my thought of saving my sleep to get ruin, Dad came and shouted , “Idiot , get fresh. You will come to know about life once you will get married”.
What the hell? What will happen if I will get married and why I will not be able to sleep late after getting married. These questions had given me tension more than Delhi CM has, who is tense about thinking what PM Modi is Planning against him. After all who needs a life if you can’t spend your Friday night hanging out late till night and won’t be able to sleep till late Saturday morning.
In evening, Relative came to meet us asked me that what are my expectation from my wife. I was supposed to reply , “She should let me sleep till late in morning”, topic of discussion got changed. and I took sigh of relief cuz my parents would have taunted me in nice way otherwise.
After having dinner, when i was getting a nap, Dad taunted me again. “Din bhar sote rehta hai, Ek bar shadi ho jane do, sab neend udh jayegi”. It has taken away my sleep already and I am thinking how to save my sleep from getting ruined. Have already googled 10 times, “What are those 101 ways by which i can postponed my wedding”. Even Buzzfeed does not have idea about those way how will you save yourself from getting married.Anyway, now its 3 AM, and I am still thinking and it has already ruined my sleep already………..